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    1. 美女受傷(幽默微小說) ? 小說

      春江青葦 2月前 1249


      美女Y開車東奔西竄,被交警攔住。

      交警把Y請下車:你嘴里明顯有一股酒味。

      Y:你呀,好色,不要臉,真不注意影響,連人家嘴里的味道也對外說。

      交警:別胡鬧,不是我好色,而是你太好酒,喝了酒居然還開車,酒駕必須處理,沒啥不能說的。

      Y:你好色,我好酒,那……我們不是都有愛好呀!

      交警:別胡鬧,請出示你的證件。

      Y:請慢,我發現一個問題。

      交警:什么問題?快說。

      Y:我發現你是帥哥,啊,你,你真他M的帥P了!謝謝!謝謝!你長得這么酷,還如此嚴重關注我,你真瘋了!

      交警傻了。

      Y:請問受傷后擦一些酒精算酒駕嗎?

      交警:擦酒精不算酒駕。

      Y:我受傷了,我擦了酒精。

      交警:請問你傷了哪?酒精又擦到哪里啦?

      Y:我傷了胃,所有的酒精都擦到胃里去了。


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